Speaking of invasive medical procedures, here's an alien autopsy I performed:
The flesh of the beast.
The smell wasn't nearly as repugnant as I thought it would be. The other day, a friend gave me a piece of durian hard candy, so that I could mentally prepare myself, and I have to say that the experience of the candy was much more unpleasant than the real thing. The flesh was tender, and had a mellow, custardy flavor with a subtle nuttiness beneath the surface. Will try again.
